New Audiobooks from Author Joe Holt

Author Joe Holt

has recently released two new Audiobooks

and has five more in the works!

Joe Holt on Audible

Joe Holt on Amazon

 

Joe Holt on iTunes

 

www.AuthorJoeHolt.com 

 

Just to be clear,

there is a Audiobook Narrator

with the name Joe Holt.

That is not me.

 

New Kindle Book From Author Joe Holt - Gordy the Ferret

A New Kindle Book From Author Joe Holt 

Gordy the Ferret

Aloha all!

It is Author Joe Holt.

I have just published my first of many, Children's Books.

Gordy the Ferret is the inspiring and courageous tale

of a small ferret named Gordy

and the challenges that he overcame 

to finally live the life of his dreams.

This book was written as a way to encourage

humans, to show equal respect  

to all living things.

You can get your Kindle copy

on Amazon.

Aloha and thank you for reading!

Author Joe Holt

Agent Needed for Pulitzer Prize Nominated Author Joe Holt

Author Joe Holt

Date: July 3rd 2015

Name: Joe Holt

eMail: AlohaJoeinHawaii@gmail.com

Phone: 1-808-895-2533

Occupation: Author / Speaker

Request: Agent Needed for Pulitzer Prize Nominated Author Joe Holt

Bio:
Joe Holt (aka Aloha Joe) was born in Santa Barbara, California in 1978. After living in orphanages, foster homes, adoptive homes, and a forced child labor camp, he signed to join the United States Marine Corps on his 17th birthday. After two enlistments in the Marines as an Aviation Electrical Engineer, he had attained the rank of Sergeant, had served two tours overseas, and had earned a National Defense Medal.

A combination of military and off-duty injuries led to his medical retirement at the age of 23. After two failed marriages, multiple near death experiences, learning to walk and talk properly again after being the victim of a hit and run, and VA medicine almost killing me, I moved to the Big Island of Hawaii to go on a walk about. I wrote about my daily thoughts and adventures while living in the tropical rain forest of Hawaii simply for the cathartic value of it. I realized after a year of writing that I had something that I wanted to share with my two sons. I didn't want to just hand them hand written notes, so I went about the task of self publishing a book. That process alone took me a year. During that time I self published my first book in 2013 entitled "Aloha Joe in Hawaii - A Guided Journey of Self Discovery and Hawaiian Adventure." It was published in kindle, epub, paperback, and I even hired a voice actor to do the audio book for iTunes. The paperback is a "Coffee Table Book" with 20 color photos of the Big Island included that I took during my first year there.

At my first author appearance and book signing on the Big Island, I was told that I was the first author to sell out at one of the stores events. I was also told that I had "It" and I have an ability to grab an audience and hold them spellbound. I was also approached by an editor and publisher Renee Robinson from "A Wealth of Wisdom, LLC." She asked if I was writing more and if she could publish it. I had been writing more and we set up a business relationship.

I had written what I thought was one book (in three days of an epic writing torrent) and sent it to her. Her and several proof readers all agreed that I had written two separate books, and the chapters were separated. You see, after having to heavily edit my first book due to it being made for my two young sons, I knew I needed to write another book that was a little more "Tell All." That gave rise to my second book "Stories I Can't Tell My Kids Yet." That book was published in 2014 and includes chapters like "Bacon Saved My Life" and "Craig's List, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Dating, and Why That's a Bad Combination."

The remaining chapters that I had written, plus a few that I wrote a few months later, became "Your Brain is the Key to the Universe: A Comprehensive Guide to Manifesting Your Ideal Reality and World Harmony." This book was just published two months ago and is now officially under consideration for a 2016 Pulitzer Prize in the General Non-Fiction category. Results will be available April 2016. The amazing thing about this book is that it is an "image of timely interest." Of the many things that I cover, gay marriage is one of them and the Supreme Court just legalized it for the entire United States.
The quote on the cover of this book is from an M.D. that I admire very much named Dr. Jacob Teitelbaum, who also happens to have published somewhere around ten books of his own. I first met him when I attended a five hour physics lecture at his "Pyramid House" in Kailua-Kona, Hawaii that was given by a 50 year physics researcher named Dr. Rauscher. I was in the process of editing and publishing this book at that time and he offered to read the book and give me some tips. After reading the book he said that he didn't really have any tips, but that he had a quote for the book. I put his quote on the cover because I thought it was amazing. "This book is an exploration of the unknowable cosmos, using the mind as a spaceship."

The back cover photo of this book is me standing in front of Mauna Kea on the Big Island of Hawaii. Mauna Kea is currently at the epicenter of an indigenous peoples debate. There are many countries coming together to build the largest telescope in the world, all while disregarding the native peoples and their culture. I recently wrote a response to a U.C. Santa Cruz Professor's remarks regarding the Hawaiians trying to protect their sacred holy places, of which Mauna Kea is one of the most sacred temples on any Hawaiian Island.

{I am going to try and have a sit down meeting with Michael Bolte. As someone that is from California, who just spent the last 2 1/2 years living on the Big Island of Hawaii learning about Pono Aini, I can say that this Professor needs a history lesson.
"Look, we made a lot of adjustments in how we do business there," Michael Bolte, a professor of astronomy and astrophysics at the University of California at Santa Cruz and one of the main U.S. organizers for the TMT, told BuzzFeed in April. "But there are zero legal barriers here. Someone standing in front of your bulldozer is not a legal issue."
Are you out of your mind Prof. Bolte? You call an illegal overthrow of the Native Hawaiian Kingdom in 1898 "Not a Legal Issue?" Marines were brought to the Islands to annex the Hawaii Kingdom into the United States. This was done against the Hawaiians will and was perpetrated by rich plantation owners. President Bill Clinton was the first President to publicly admit this mistake, which then proved that the U.S. Gov. is aware of its illegal occupation of the Hawaiian Islands.

Not only is the U.S. military illegally occupying the Hawaiian Islands, they have also tricked Native Hawaiians into joining the illegal "Hawaii State Police" presence and have now forced these Uncles and Aunties into positions where they are the ones arresting their own Ohana on Mauna Kea. How cruel of an injustice this is to perpetrate on a people! I am learning now that it is the Department of Land and Natural Resources that is making the arrests, but the point is the same.

Now, many nations have come together to build another telescope on Mauna Kea, one of the most sacred sights on the entire Big Island of Hawaii. And this Professor from over 2,500 miles away can't understand how Native Hawaiians, on Hawaiian soil, protecting a sacred site with their own bodies against his bulldozers, could be a legal issue. If I was the Dean at the University of California at Santa Cruz, I would seriously consider terminating this mans employment due to his encouraging human rights violations, terroristic threatening, and acts of war against another country.
Is it important to build telescopes? I would say yes. Is it important to advance our understanding of our universe? Again, I would say yes. Is it worth advancing technology and science to understand what is "out there" while completely disregarding an entire country and native peoples? Emphatically, No! Aole. Now. And pack your things and beg forgiveness as you move off Mauna Kea. Kiss every rock on the way down begging forgiveness from the Aina and the Goddess Madame Pele. If you are lucky and can make it to Pu'uhonua o Hōnaunau, they might let you live. Even our World Court at the United Nations frowns on Human Rights Violations though.}

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I am currently writing my Godfather's Anthony Frank Lucido's Biography here in Monterey, California. He went to school with my Grandfather in the 1950s in Monterey. My grandfather went off to Vietnam and my Godfather started working on Fisherman's Wharf. He has been on the wharf now for almost 60 years straight.
　

I have spent the last three months with him and his parents conducting video interviews and publishing them on YouTube under the working title "The Godfather of Fisherman's Wharf." His parent's are 92 and 94 and have been married 72 years. His father was Army Air Corps during WW2. The stories from the three of them are amazing and endless. I am currently in the writing phase as the interviews have been completed. I have plans to create a documentary as well for this project which includes filming on Cannery Row, Fisherman's Wharf in Monterey, and then a trip to Sicily to visit all of his family there. I am currently seeking funding to start the film. I am also going to need an editor and publishing house for this book.

 I have a fifth book in the works that is an epic novel about my own mis-adventures.

I was published in the Ke-Ola Magazine on the Big Island of Hawaii as a "Featured Author" June-July 2013 for "Aloha Joe in Hawaii."

I have had two author appearances at "Kona Stories Book Store" in Kailua-Kona Hawaii.

I have an author appearance pending at "Luminata Books" in Monterey, California.I am also starting a wholeness retreat in Ventura, Ca. in October 2015 as a Life Coach and "Renewal of Self" expert with "Second Wind Day Spa."

I have multiple websites, blogs, ect. online to promote myself.

www.AuthorJoeHolt.com

www.AlohaJoeinHawaii.com

www.TheGodfatherofFishermansWharf.com

I also have two Facebook pages, Twitter, About Me, LinkedIn, GooglePlus, Amazon Author Pages, Goodreads, Shelfari, iTunes Audio Book, and more. I am constantly searching for new ways to reach an ever expanding global market. I currently have buisness agreements with Amazon in thirteen different world currencies.



　

　

　
　

I Have Childhood PTSD From Being Raped in a Forced Child Labor Camp.

I Have Childhood PTSD From Being Raped in a Forced Child Labor Camp.

#childhoodptsd #baddreamstonight #rapevictim

I just realized that I have been laying here crying and staring at the wall for the last few hours and was not really asleep, nor was I present in my body. I spoke with my 11 year old son earlier and tonight when I feel asleep, I dreamt about when I was 9 -11 years old. I was in a forced child labor camp and was being raped and abused by a particular staff member for a couple of years.

As an adult I was given a collection of photos from the time I was at that camp and about half the photos are me peeking out from a shower curtain, or peeking out from under a blanket, all just before or after being raped by the man who was taking the photos. Tonight in my nightmare, I was flipping through the photos and was reliving each flashbulb memory. I haven't had any bad dreams in a long time but this time I allowed myself to cry and feel the pain and try and let it go. I sure hope it works this time.

The mind is a tricky thing. Here are things that happened to me 25 years ago and my mind is playing them for me in a way they seem to be happening again, right now. I know that I am safe. I know that I am an adult. I damn sure thought I had worked through all of this. The reason that I am sharing this publicly is that since I wrote "Stories I Can't Tell My Kids Yet" and wrote the chapter about what happened to me at Camp Tracey Children's Home, people have contacted me with their own stories. Some are looking for guidance, while others just want to say it out loud to let it go.

For the record, no I don't have it figured out. Most days it doesn't even enter my mind. When it does, it hurts. The difference is now that I understand that none of what happened to me was my fault, and that I am no longer powerless, I can let the negative energy go. I also don't look at these flash backs as negative things. I believe they are just residual stored energy that is working its way out of my body. You see, my polarity has shifted from negative energy, to positive energy and all of this negativity has to go. Random dogs are drawn to walk up next to me and lay down. Children laugh in delight and stare when I walk by. Random wild birds land next to me and start singing away, like scrub jays, and hawks. I am not the scared little boy I used to be. I am a beautiful soul. The pedophile may have taken away my innocence, but he can't take my inner beauty. I will be the light so that I will never again be consumed by the darkness. Fiat Lux.

-Good Luck Out There!
Author Joe Holt

Author Joe Holt's newest book "Your Brain Is The Key To The Universe" was published exclusively on Amazon's KDP today!

Author Joe Holt's

newest book

 "Your Brain Is The Key To The Universe"

 

 

 

was published today, exclusively on Amazon's KDP.

 

Kindle Direct Publishing has been an amazing tool

 

for me to publish all three of my books now!

 

I am also using Amazon's Createspace to

 

publish my first book in paperback.

 

I also hired a voice actor for my first book through

 

Amazon's ACX Company.

 

What can I say?

 

Amazon is the sh!t!

 

Thank you for everything Amazon!

 

 

 

Aloha

 

Author Joe Holt

Stories I Can't Tell My Kids Yet - A Book by Author Joe Holt

Stories I Can't Tell My Kids Yet 

A Book by 

Author Joe Holt

The newest book by Author Joe Holt

has just been released on Kindle and

will be available in print in a week.

Also, there is a book release party at the 

"Kona Stories Bookstore"

in Keauhou, Hi. on the Big Island 

on Sept. 2nd 2014.

With the following chapter titles in this

book, it's easy to see how these are stories

that I can not tell my kids yet!

01. The Benefits of Traumatic Brain Injury and Dissociative Amnesia 

02. I was Raped and Physically Abused in a Forced Child Labor Camp 

03. Cold Running Water Stops Bleeding 

04. Horses, Cattle, and B-O-L-O-G-N-A 

05. Muay Thai Kickboxing and The Karate Kid 

06. Meeting My Blood Family at Age 15 

07. Racial Integration in North Carolina 

08. The Discovery Channel and a Circular Saw 

09. In a King’s Court 

10. Peanuts and Beer Equals Coyote Ugly 

11. Bacon Saved My Life 

12. Hot Wax and Hookers 

13. A Marine Committed Suicide and How We Can Help Stop This Trend 

14. My Mental Breakdown 

15. I Survived Being Run Over by a Car 

16. Medical Marijuana— What’s the Big Deal? 

17. Green Fairy Knocking 

18. Rescuing and Rehabilitating Tortured Dogs 

19. You Can Take the Four Felonies or We Can Fight— Either is Fine with me 

20. I Guess I’m Not Actually Superman 

21. I am a California State Fishing Record Holder and World Fishing Network Ambassador 

22. I Survived the Road to Hāna 

23. A Retired Marine, a Thug, a Locksmith, and a Police Officer Walk Into a Condo 

24. Craigslist, Paranoid Schizophrenia, Dating, and Why That’s a Bad Combination 

25. Communal Living Can Be an Explosive Situation 

26. The Green Flash 

27. I Saved Two Kids From Drowning and Almost Died 

28. Magic Sands Beach in Kailua-Kona, Hawai‘i 

29. Music is Life and The Band SOJA 

30. Homeless People Are Still People 

31. I Cracked My Phurba in Half 

32. Helpful Information About Autism

www.AuthorJoeHolt.com

Lets talk about the "Human Condition" over a time frame of 100,000 years of Human History.

Lets talk about the "Human Condition" 

over a time frame of 100,000 years 

of Human History.

I have been reading through 100,000 years of Ancient Human History in the last two days and I have started to see patterns. When you can surmise history in chunks of 9-10,000 years into less that two pages of information, the patterns become all that you can see. One set of Kings kills the other over and over only to replace this "Animal God" to this other "Animal God" over, and over. The Gods change so of course you have to destroy the temples with the old Gods on them so that you can build the new temples with the new Gods faces or symbol. Then everyone is prosperous until the next cycle starts the process all over again.

The religions names and God's names change, but the stories and numbers in the stories don't. You will notice stories like floods, virgin births, miraculous cures, as well as numbers like 12, 3, 7, 9, 24, 365, 528, ect. 

Do human lives really mean so little that over and over the masses have been massacred for a very fews "new" idea of reality? Is our concept of "free will" only an illusion? The solar system moves through cycles of the stars in what is known as the Zodiac or "Animal Belt." Everything in our world is either electric, magnetic, or both. It stands to reason that your physical form and brain would be effected by these patterns. 

The "Holy Science" would agree. It says that our sun has a "sister sun" in the universe. These two suns cycle around each other in cycles of heading towards each other, and then away. In 2012 we were as the farthest point away from our sister sun that we would be, and begun heading back towards our "universal counterbalance." The closer that we get, the faster the universe spins and consequently the pattern gets tighter, and has a greater effect on us. This allows for things to work correctly. We have been so far away from our electric and magnetic counterbalance, that our universe has become the most mathematically chaotic that it will at any point in its ever repeating cycle which would explain the chaos over the last 100 years, and especially the last 20.

If I am off on anything, please tell me if you so desire. I am just trying to understand the "truth" of our physical as well as spiritual selves and how that interrelates to this physical dimension.

Aloha Joe in Hawaii

Joe Holt

Half Price Kindle Book Deal for "Aloha Joe in Hawaii - A guided journey of self discovery and Hawaiian adventure"

Do you like Kindle Books that are great deals?

Then pay attention because I have an amazing deal for you. 

Starting today, the list price for Aloha Joe in Hawaii 

Kindle version will go from $8.99 to only $4.99!

Keep watching for the price drop 

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"Aloha Joe in Hawaii"

"A guided journey of self discovery and Hawaiian adventure"

The worldwide sailing voyage of the traditional Hawaiian Sailing Vessel Hokulea, has begun!

Aloha to the World!

The 46,000 nautical mile sailing voyage has begun from Hawaii! 

The traditional Polynesian sailing vessel, the Hokule'a is now under way.

You can track their progress from their main website.

http://www.hokulea.com

You can follow their RSS Feed at www.hokulea.com/feed/

On behalf of all of the Hawaiian Islands 

I would like to offer the crew fair winds and following seas. 

May your voyage to spread Aloha to the world 

be happy and richly fulfilled.

A Poem for the Ohana

Ono, Pono, Kama'aina

Kahunas, Punas, and Lahainas

Hula, Heiaus, and Hanai

Sometimes konnichiwa and kampai

Its time to wake up the people

No more need for tv, or steeple

No More Fear, No More guilt. No more regret.

No more hatred. No more pain. No need to submit.

Boiling blood, so angry with rage

Far to long I have been stuck in a cage

There were no bars, no walls, no prison, 

it was all in my mind.

Regretting All of this time I've been walking around blind.

But its called a past for a reason

he left town, now gone with the season.

If he calls, I wont answer, Ive already left town

ask him why he's still hanging around.

If he insists ask him what he has new to say

And leaving him speechless I'll just walk away.

I don't say Pono Aina with anger or fear

Its not my duty, its my honor, just listen. You'll hear.

The whales, seals, starfish, dolphins, and sea lions,

look up its Procyon, Wezen, Pollux, and the mighty Orion

No time for a T.V. or negative vibes

Today at the beach I felt so alive

All I needed was nothing and yet I could see

Right there the world, in the deep blue Pacific Sea.

Our Hawaiian Spirit, Our Hanai, Our Ohana,

Just raised sail! Now is Hawaiki Rising!

Our Blood, Our Pride, Hokule'a

Navigating the oceans to spread our Aloha.

Climb aboard us in spirit, well show you how.

Aloha is love. Aloha is now.

A few thanks in parting we must fondly mention,

Eddie Aikau, Mau Piailug, and all of the crew

Of every time, and every nation, in every canoe.

Personally I'll thank Sam Low, and Hawaiian Pila for helping my ascension. 

All it took was my full attention.

as well as Dan Millman, Oprah, and the Buhhda too,

and now in this moment, each one of you!

Mahalo Nui Loa. Aloha Ke Akua

Joe Holt

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For more information visit:

www.authorjoeholt.com

A Hui Hou.

Aloha,

Joe Holt

www.AuthorJoeHolt.com

Author Joe Holt's New Website www.AuthorJoeHolt.com is Now Online

Author Joe Holt's

new website 

www.AuthorJoeHolt.com

is now online.

Would you like to see Joe Holt's

Artwork, Photography, and books?

Then look no further than

www.authorjoeholt.com

Aloha!

Joe

Advance from writer to published author with Advanced Authors Publishing

Are you looking for a book publisher 

on the Hawaiian Islands?

Then look no further.

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is now accepting new authors.

They offer editing, cover design, promotional marketing, 

Website design and hosting, and more.

Their fees are well below industry standards

and you will be working with published authors

to make you dream of publishing a reality.

Tell Zack Aloha Joe sent you for promotional offers.

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Help a medically retired Marine take his sons on an RV tour of California this summer.

.'. On the level .'.

Aloha Friends!

You will be bidding on 

Aloha Joe in Hawaii's

5.4" Natural Clear Quartz Skull. 

Crystal Skull Here.

The reason that the Buy it Now price is so high

is that I am a medically retired Marine Sgt.

and I don't have much money.

Someone just hit my car for the third time

in a hit and run, in my parking spot,

and the car was totaled.

Insurance sent me $573 for it so I

borrowed money from them to 

buy a car from the dealership.

Turns out that that car has been

in an unreported front end collision

and I almost crashed. They fixed that

and the steering pump went out.

There is more, but you get the point.

I need to raise money to rent an RV in California

this summer, and drive my kids around the state.

I have a California Distinguished Veterans

Park Pass, and I intend to use it!

I want to show my children the 

beauty of the state.

The RV rental for one month is $3,000.

Care to help out a retired Marine?

You could also buy a

copy of my book

Aloha Joe in Hawaii

on Kindle, Amazon Paperback, or iTunes

and that would help as well!

Autographed Copies 

are available HERE.

Don't want to buy the skull

but want to help me see my sons? 

You can donate directly 

by using my email address on Paypal.

(AlohaJoeinHawaii@Gmail.com)

Semper Fidelis!

This is a Realistic Human Skull 

used in Crystal Healing.

This skull has spent time 

with skulls that were with

the Ancient Crystal Skull Synergy.

It has also now been on the 

Big Island of Hawaii

with "Aloha Joe in Hawaii"

for the last year.

I really like the cat face 

that is peeking

out of the back of this skull

in the second picture.

The ancients revered the cat as a

gateway to the Gods.

This is your chance to own 

a Very Amazing 

Crystal Skull

full of some pretty unique energy!

Aloha Makana

& 

Happy Bidding!

Post by Author Joe Holt - "Aloha Joe in Hawaii".

Aloha Joe at the Paleaku Botanical, Peace, and Galaxy Garden on the Big Island of Hawaii

Today I,  Joe Holt 

(aka Aloha Joe)

went to the 

Paleaku Peace and Botanical Gardens 

on the Big Island of Hawaii

It was very beautiful and very peaceful.

I took a few hundred photos

and made a photo music video

of my favorite images.

The music for the video

is the song

"What a Wonderful World"

sung by the late, great

Brother Iz.

Mahalo for stopping by

and please do visit the gardens

if you are ever in the area.

Paleaku Peace Gardens

Big Island, Hawaii

808-328-8084

Open Tuesday - Saturday
9am - 4pm

www.paleaku.com

Aloha

joe

You are perfect. Just the way that you are! - Aloha Joe in Hawaii

You are perfect.

Just the way that you are!

"Aloha Joe in Hawaii"

by Author Joe Holt

Happiness is the Path.

"Aloha Joe in Hawaii"

Of all of the things 

that I have I have learned 

about myself and about life, 

the most important is as follows. 

I learned that I could be Happy.

- Joe Holt

aka "Aloha Joe in Hawaii"